Mark (generalist) wrote,

Online Dating according to The Onion


Sometimes The Onion is really funny. I am interested in personals ads, online dating, etc. and have been for as long as I've been interested in relationships between people and had any idea what sex was. The ongoing attempts that people make to get laid, meet that perfect someone, or just avoid being terribly lonely makes for great comedy, especially if you are in a good situation yourself when you observe it.

That said, click here for The Onion's immediately pre Valentine's Day take on online dating. Also reference LavaLife,, Yahoo Personals, etc.

Good luck! generalist

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