I read personals. I've always read personals. Today I saw a pretty funny one:
Title: I would prefer to meet someone who lives near me - 28So you may ask, "what's funny about this ad?" Did you notice that this person asked for someone who lived near her... then did not state where she lived?
From: s.f. bayarea craigslist :: san francisco :: women seeking men, URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/487228785.html
Hello there! I am 28 years of age. I am 5 ft. 6 in., 120 pounds with blue eyes and golden brown hair. I have travelled to many countries in Europe as well as to Canada, the Caribbean and many states here in the USA. Aside from travelling I enjoy being outside - sunset or evening walks on the beach going to the mountains, to State and National Parks, to caves/caverns, I like to go horseback riding, etc. On occasions I attend auctions (antiques), and am interested in lots of other things. I am college educated. I am employed at a private country club as the Administrative Assistant / Human Resources Director / Office Manager. I have 3 dogs (Greyhound, Saluki and English Setter) and 2 cats. I am an open & honest, intelligent, confident, cultured, caring woman who has a lot to offer. If you are a white male age 26 to 32 preferably living in here and would like to know more about me please reply - I would prefer to meet someone who lives near me as I am looking for more than just a "weekend relationship". I look forward to hearing from you.
Anyway, I thought you might find it amusing.