Mark (generalist) wrote,

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Silly personal ad of the day


I read personals. I've always read personals. Today I saw a pretty funny one:

Title: I would prefer to meet someone who lives near me - 28
From: s.f. bayarea craigslist :: san francisco :: women seeking men, URL:

Hello there! I am 28 years of age. I am 5 ft. 6 in., 120 pounds with blue eyes and golden brown hair. I have travelled to many countries in Europe as well as to Canada, the Caribbean and many states here in the USA. Aside from travelling I enjoy being outside - sunset or evening walks on the beach going to the mountains, to State and National Parks, to caves/caverns, I like to go horseback riding, etc. On occasions I attend auctions (antiques), and am interested in lots of other things. I am college educated. I am employed at a private country club as the Administrative Assistant / Human Resources Director / Office Manager. I have 3 dogs (Greyhound, Saluki and English Setter) and 2 cats. I am an open & honest, intelligent, confident, cultured, caring woman who has a lot to offer. If you are a white male age 26 to 32 preferably living in here and would like to know more about me please reply - I would prefer to meet someone who lives near me as I am looking for more than just a "weekend relationship". I look forward to hearing from you.

So you may ask, "what's funny about this ad?" Did you notice that this person asked for someone who lived near her... then did not state where she lived?

Anyway, I thought you might find it amusing.

Cheers! generalist

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